PRU WATCH FAQ
for DUMMIES


WHAT IS "PRU WATCH"?

Pru Watch is a fun, free-roaming frolic through the fertile, farcical fields graciously provided by self-proclaimed "psychic spy" Pru Calabrese and her Crew of Miscreants.


WHO IS PRU CALABRESE AND WHY
IS PRU WATCH SO OBSESSED WITH HER?

Pru Calabrese (AKA Prudence Craw, AKA Prudence Jencka) of Carlsbad, California is the 38 year old laughing-stock of the legitimate psi ("remote viewing") community. She publicly flounders about—engaging in all manner of ridiculous and offensive behavior, and making all sorts of wild claims about toilet aliens and psi-induced orgasms—in a never-ending infantile cry for public attention. She is a continuing source of embarrassment to serious remote viewing researchers, service providers, trainers, practitioners, and their clients.

On a more serious note, apart from any psi ability she may or may not possess, Pru Calabrese operated an illegal remote viewing business in Carlsbad, California until March 2003. She claimed to have predicted the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center, to have foreseen the subsequent anthrax attack on Capitol Hill, and to be working for the FBI. Calabrese is a predator of the worst type—exaggerating her abilities and exploiting people's fear of terrorism. As such, she brings disrepute to the remote viewing field and hinders its quest for legitimacy.

Pru Watch is not "obsessed" with Pru Calabrese. The owner(s) of this website is(are) dedicated to eradicating ANY fraud that may taint the remote viewing field and those who work within it. Anyone who follows in Calabrese's footsteps will be similarly exposed.


PRU CALABRESE CLOSED HER BUSINESS IN MARCH 2003.
WHY DON'T YOU CLOSE YOUR WEBSITE AND GET A LIFE?

Memories fade over time. People will eventually forget about Pru Calabrese' illegal remote viewing business and wild claims—just as they forgot about her role in the Hale-Bopp "companion" fraud which arguably resulted in the suicides of almost 40 members of the Heaven's Gate cult in California. Pru Watch will ensure that Calabrese's history does not fall between the cracks to the point where she is able to reinvent herself, yet again, as a remote viewer or psychic spy. If she had any sense at all, she would find herself a regular job and steer clear of remote viewing. At an absolute minimum, she needs to be supervised by a responsible adult.


PRU CALABRESE HAS ALREADY EXPLAINED THE HALE-BOPP
"COMPANION" INCIDENT. WHY DO YOU KEEP HARPING ON IT?

Because the explanation that she provided was unsatisfactory! More importantly, however, Pru Calabrese effectively revoked that explanation when she withdrew it from the Internet in 2002—after she realized that it undermined her claim of having predicted the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center.

Interestingly, she also withdrew from the Internet her blatantly implausible explanation as to why she closed her remote viewing business in March 2003: an essay (which her propagandizing friends characterized as a "scientific paper") positing that her viewers' work was being secretly "hijacked" through electronic surveillance techniques. (Isn't that an odd explanation coming from someone who claims to be working for the FBI? Hmmmmm....)


SOME OF THE MATERIAL ON YOUR WEBSITE SEEMS
CRASS AND MEAN-SPIRITED, AS IF YOU'RE ON SOME PERSONAL VENDETTA.

Pru Watch is not motivated by personal vendetta. This website conveys its message primarily through satire, parody, caricature, lampoon, farce, etc.—the most effective means of highlighting inherent absurdity. Pru Calabrese is an exhibitionist circus clown, and Pru Watch is the funhouse mirror that gleefully reflects her bizarre antics.

I mean, do you honestly believe that Pru Watch should undertake a serious examination of the toilet alien that supposedly inhabits Calabrese's bathroom? Get real!


WHAT ABOUT "SANDY STRIPPED" COMICS—THE AMAZING
MISGUIDED ADVENTURES OF INTUITIVE JOURNALIST SANDY FROST-BITES?

What about it?


WHY ARE YOU SUCH A COWARD?
WHY DON'T YOU REVEAL YOUR TRUE IDENTITY?

Alas and alack! Once upon a time, the Pru Watch owner(s) belonged to several e-groups. But soon it became apparent that these electronic bulletin boards (the Boreds) were overrun with the denizens of Pru's Darker Universe—barbaric thugs and hapless imbeciles who verbally pounded the crap out of anyone with the temerity to point out the obvious ridiculousness of Calabrese's wild claims and the blatant inconsistencies in her writings, or who otherwise refused to toe Pru's line. Open criticism of Pru Calabrese was quickly squelched, and the nascent rebellion was Prutally crushed.

One by one, the Pruth-Tellers receded in the face of vicious personal attacks and Prunicious Prumormongering, leaving Bored newcomers to the mercy of a Prumordial e-soup that silently infected them with a virulent form of Prubonic plague. Over time, the good people of the remote viewing community all fell victim to the Pru-Spell. They became complacent and lethargic, unable to distinguish between fact and fiction, minds clouded by groupthink. They forgot about the Pruth-Tellers and, saddest of all, they forgot the Pruth.... .

Banished to the Caves of PEM, the Pruth-Tellers forged an alliance and vowed to secretly pass on their knowledge from generation to generation. And so it was.

One day, a Pruth-Teller was overcome with a terrible anguish—an anguish that arose from the secret knowledge harbored deep within, and was fed by the memory of those Pruth-Tellers who had been Pruthlessly slain during the Tastes-Like-Chicken Wars. And from this anguish, Pru Watch was born.

The Forces of Pru, enraged by the unexpected reappearance of the Pruth-Tellers, have drawn their long knives and are on the march. Pru Watch is not so foolish as to broadcast a name, address and telephone number.


HAS PRU WATCH WON ANY AWARDS?

Pru Watch has won many, many awards—most of them self-bestowed and the remainder entirely fictional. Here's a sampling:

Second Best Damn Page in the Universe Award
Random and Senseless Axe of Humor Award
Best Montage Comic Strip Award
Counterintuitive Investigative E-Journalist Award
Crusader Rabbit Award
Congressional Medal of Humor






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